For those who missed this article, Home Truths, by Matt Suddain on Sunday, I thought some of you may enjoy it.
Some highlights below.
1. On the whole, we'd have been better off French. Sure, we would have had to put up with an, at times, oppressive
colonial master, gay-ass berets, and a country that glows in the dark,
but that, mon ami, is a small price to pay to not be British subjects.
3. Statistically speaking, of the roughly 1000 All Blacks that have served our country, roughly 100 have been gay. I have no point to make here, I just wanted to see the look on your face. Priceless.
8. Brian Tamaki would make a great PM. And speaking of brain-drain, I think it's time we gave Bishop Brian
Tamaki, God's answer to the Fonz, a bit more credit. Ultra-nationalist,
ultra-conservative governments are huge right now. We need a
leader who's as rigid and righteous as the sultans of China, Russia,
and the US. We need a black/white thinker, someone willing to switch
off the rational part of his brain and to answer our most complex
socio-political questions with a set of basic, pre-conceived principles
lifted straight from an ancient book of Jewish folk stories. Adoption
for same-sex couples? Just don't do it. Sex education for teens? Just
don't have sex. See? Easy.
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